Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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