Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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