Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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