I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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