I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
