Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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