K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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