i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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