I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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