the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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