butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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