She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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