He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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