how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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