I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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