CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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