shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him