Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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