She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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