I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
