Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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