Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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