Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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