physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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