why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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