She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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