Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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