jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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