but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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