I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
kristin has been a bad kristin
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm too high and old for this...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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