you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm really busy with my period
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