you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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