how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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