I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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