Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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