i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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