I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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