Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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