There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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