what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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