i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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