someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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