sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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