ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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