Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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