just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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