Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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