the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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