i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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