He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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