you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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