and you said cock pushups were impossible
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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