You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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