But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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