I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I am spending my child support on dildos
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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