you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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