You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
