Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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