All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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