My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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