Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Oh god it's open bar.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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